1. h0ppip:

    "hey aren’t you too old for Poké…”

    image

    (via spiffy-as-fuck)

     
  2. ignavis-sepmer-feriae:

    please press enter

    (Source: lesterellisjr, via spiffy-as-fuck)

     
  3. iknowgallifreyan:

    I have one really photogenic cat and one idiot

    (via basementcat)

     
  4. (Source: boringgal, via lo0sing-it)

     
  5.  

    1. high school boy: omg that girl my age is wearing a skirt above her knees, oh god I can see kneecaps????
    2. high school boy: omg giRLS HVAE KNEESCAP????
    3. school administrator: shit shit
    4. high school boy: bUT I HAEV NEECKAP
    5. school administrator: no don't look don't think about it ok just keep walking
    6. high school boy: I AM PERSON, HAEV KNEEPCAP, GIRL HAVE KNEECPAP, GIRL ARE PERSONS?????????
    7. high school admin: fuck shit shit no-
    8. high school boy: /explodes
     
  6. chickenstab:

    halloween’s coming early on tumblr

    (via nyctophilianess)

     

  7. WHEN I’M TOLD THAT I’M TOO OLD TO ENJOY DISNEY:

     
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  9. Perks of Dating Me:

    rxcked:

    • I’ve got more wit

    • a better kiss

    • a hotter touch

    • a better fuck

    • and good music taste

    (via spiffy-as-fuck)

     

  10. expanding-awareness:

    cnnxt:

    “I’ll be honest with you, I’m a little bit of a loner. It’s been a big part of my maturing process to learn to allow people to support me. I tend to be very self-reliant and private. And I have this history of wanting to work things out on my own and protect people from what’s going on with me.”

    — Kerry Washington (via aestheticintrovert:nyragakara)

    fuckyeahitscpeezy

    (Source: abstinently)

     
  11. metal-rider:

    jennikeatts:

    focusbtch:

    syrianlady:

    This will happen when you leave men alone with babies.

    facking hell i cant stop laughing

    I like how in the first one he shakes the baby to make it grab the candy

    So the moral of the story is leave men a lone with babies

    (Source: onlylolgifs, via meeeshaa)

     

  12. freshest-tittymilk:

    Convincing yourself not to slip back into old habits and mentalities is so fucking hard

    (via spiffy-as-fuck)

     
  13. (Source: kpfun, via humoristics)

     

  14. kidouyuuto:

    if i was a skeleton i would just say “that really rattles my bones” in response to literally everything

    (via braydaaan)